Welcome to the Overexposed wing of the Hockey Hall of Shame, where your eyes will bleed before digital images of some of the worst hockey cards ever printed to cardboard. Before I start getting hate mail, I just want to make it clear that I am not mocking the players featured on these atrocities; it’s not their fault the card manufacturers and photographers couldn’t be bothered to take a half-second to look their work over before hitting the print button. It’s the card company’s fault for being completely incompetent, clueless, and nonchalant with their product. Everyone got that? Good. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get to these artistic abortions in all their awkward glory!
Those Guys #20 1992-93 Wheeling Thunderbirds Team Set (posted December 16, 2017)
Larry King #292 1991-92 Pro Set Platinum (posted December 8, 2017)
Claude Larose #51 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted November 30, 2017)
Doug Foerster #22 Maine Mariners 1988-89 Team Set (posted November 24, 2017)
Jean Ratelle #155 1978-79 O-Pee-Chee (posted November 19, 2017)
Randy Wood #234 1992-93 Pinnacle (posted November 10, 2017)
Jarome Iginla #34 1997-98 Upper Deck Collector’s Choice (posted October 13, 2017)
Phil Esposito #20 1971-72 O-Pee-Chee (posted October 6, 2017)
Satan #3 2010-11 Panini Donruss (posted September 29, 2017)
Emerson Etem #FS-4 Score 2013-14 (posted September 22, 2017)
Bobby Schmautz #35 1973-74 O-Pee-Chee (posted September 15, 2017)
The Very Worst of Manon Rheaume (posted September 8, 2017)
Luke Richardson #235 1992-93 Pinnacle (posted August 18, 2017)
Denis Savard #638 1992-93 Upper Deck (posted August 4, 2017)
Gilles Meloche #28 1978-79 O-Pee-Chee (posted July 28, 2017)
Brad Park #40 1971-72 O-Pee-Chee (posted July 21, 2017)
Kerry Toporowski #48 1991-92 Ultimate Draft (posted July 7, 2017)
Dave Balon #229 1971-72 O-Pee-Chee (posted June 29, 2017)
Darcy Rota #301 1980-81 O-Pee-Chee (posted June 23, 2017)
Alec Martinez and a Special Bowl of Froot Loops #DC20 2014-15 Upper Deck (posted June 16, 2017)
Bill Hicke #86 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted June 6, 2017)
Allan Stanley #183 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted June 6, 2017)
Ab McDonald #107 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted June 6, 2017)
Don Luce #W99 1981-82 Topps (posted May 26, 2017)
Bill White #37 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted May 19, 2017)
Rene Corbet #20 1991 Ultimate Draft (posted May 12, 2017)
Mike Dubinsky #42 1994-95 Signature Rookies (posted May 5, 2017)
Dominik Hasek #2 1997-98 Donruss Studio Press Proofs Silver (posted April 28, 2017)
Pat Elynuik #410 1992-93 Topps Stadium Club (posted April 21, 2017)
Ron Asselstine #681 Pro Set 1990-91 (posted March 31, 2017)
Dave Gardner #258 1977-78 O-Pee-Chee (posted March 24, 2017)
Mario Lemieux #84 1996-97 Leaf (posted March 17, 2017)
Tim Tookey #51 1990-91 Pro Cards (posted March 10, 2017)
Kelly Hrudey #102 1991-92 Pro Set (posted March 3, 2017)
Robert Reichel #393 1991-92 Topps Stadium Club (posted February 24, 2017)
The Puck #705 Pro-Set 1990-91 (posted February 17, 2017)
The Cleveland Barons 1976-77 O-Pee-Chee Team Set (posted February 10, 2017)
Frank Mahovlich #31 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted February 3, 2017)
Bobby Sheehan #177 1971-72 O-Pee-Chee (posted January 27, 2017)
Jaromir Jagr: a life in cardboard (We Got a Whole Crapload o’ Jags!) (posted January 20, 2017)
Phil Watson #1 1962-63 Topps (posted January 13, 2017)
Brad Isbister #305 1997-98 Upper Deck Collector’s Choice (posted January 6, 2017)
