I had never realized it before, but the 1991 Ultimate hockey set has some fantastically awful-looking cards.  Case in point, Exhibit A: René Corbet, then draft pick of the Quebec Nordiques.  Remember that Simpsons episode where Lisa breaks up with Ralph on the Krusty the Clown anniversary show, and Bart, watching the show on TV, pinpoints the exact moment Ralph’s heart rips in half?

Well, here we can pinpoint the exact moment René realizes he is about to get a stick rammed up his left nostril.  And like Lisa in the above screenshot, the dude behind René doesn’t seem to care all that much about what is about to happen.