It’s Time for Lunch and All Joe Sakic Wants to Do is Eat. Now!

Hi everyone! I hope everyone had themselves a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. After some interesting moments on some of the Quebec Eastern Townships’ infamously horrid dirt roads, I am happy to say we all survived and have safely returned to Ottawa.

This week, I’ve updated the year-by-year scoring and goaltending stats for the NHL Seals and Barons, which you can find in the stats section. Next up will likely be the Seals and Barons all-time scoring totals, which will hopefully be updated in a few weeks.

Also new to the site this week, a classic goofball card featuring former Quebec Nordique and Colorado Avalanche legend Joe Sakic! As you all know, one of my favorite all-time inductions is the legendarily bad 1994-95 Upper Deck Be a Player set. The thing was so bad I inducted the whole damn bunch of cards some two years ago, but in doing so, there was so much garbage I completely overlooked, and that’s what brings us to this week’s Overexposed induction: the infamous Joe Sakic lunch time slab of cardboard which you can find here.

Don’t forget to cast your votes for the 2019 Seals Hall of Fame. You can find the online ballot just over there to your right, and you can vote up to three times per device, so go nuts!

If you’re one of the many people who bought my book about the Seals this Christmas season (thanks so much for that, by the way!), please head on over to Amazon or any other website that rates books, and leave some feedback. Get the word out too if you know of anyone else who loves the Seals or who likes reading hockey history books.

Until next time, stay gold!

Golden Seals Hockey Celebrates the World Junior Championship!

Hi everyone! It’s that time of year again. Of course, I’m talking about the World Junior Championship, and to celebrate, I’ve added a brand new abomination to the Hockey Hall of Shame’s Overexposed wing. This week’s card comes from that utterly bizarre Upper Deck subset known as “National Heroes”, in which the players goof off in front of the camera and then live to regret their teenage behaviour for the rest of their lives. God bless the Internet!

There is also a brand new article about Seals defenseman Ron Stackhouse and his first season in the NHL. As a hockey writer and historian I’ve always liked articles like this, because they are small glimpses into the more mysterious and forgotten corners of a player’s career. It’s stuff like this that is fun to include in your writing.

Don’t forget to cast your votes for the newest inductees to the Seals Hall of Fame. You can vote up to three times per device, and you can find the nominees on the right side of the screen.

Since I will be away for the Christmas season, and I may or may not have Internet access, this will be the last update until January. Until then, I invite you to check out some classic Hall of Shame inductions such as the Toronto Maple Leafs’ atrocious all-white uniforms, that horrible hockey playing monkey movie, and the Apple USB Mouse that everyone has pretended never existed.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! All the best to you and your loved ones in 2019!

It’s the Middle of Winter and We’ve Got a “Moose” For Ya!

Hey everyone! I’m at home watching the Sens-Habs game and having just finished my Christmas shopping for this year. Got to enjoy myself a nice long weekend too, having taken Friday off to take in a matinee viewing of Bohemian Rhapsody with my wife. All in all, it has been a good weekend, and now I’ve got myself a few minutes to add some new stuff to the site.

This week I’ve added an updated version of the Seals goaltenders register to the stats section. As you may already know, the NHL has since made all of its game summaries available for public viewing, and anyone who keeps tabs on league stats from before 1990 is busy completely rewriting everyone’s records, from superstars to fourth-liners to back-up goaltenders who have played less minutes than you have fingers and toes. Just about everyone’s stats have been updated, which means that just about every hockey book you have sitting on your shelf is now completely inaccurate. Sigh… Anyway, gradually, everything will fall back into place and our beloved stats will be as accurate as they will ever be.

There is also a brand new induction to the Overexposed wing of the Hockey Hall of Shame. This week, we are featuring an awkward shot of Elmer “Moose” Vasko which may give you a splitting headache, but probably not worse than the one Vasko surely had after this photo was snapped.

Weekly reminder time: Don’t forget to cast your votes for who you think should be inducted into the Seals Hall of Fame for 2019. You can vote up to three times per device, and the voting will continue until the summer, when the site celebrates its 3rd anniversary.

You can also pick up my book, The California Golden Seals: a Tale of White Skates, Red Ink, and One of the NHL’s Most Outlandish Teams here. I don’t need to explain (but I will) that it makes a great Christmas gift, and since there are a limited number of shopping days left, you might want to get on that now.

Until next time, stay gold!

It’s Time To Make Your Picks For the 2019 Seals Hall of Fame!

Hi everyone! It’s that time of year again when I ask all of you to cast your votes for who you believe should be elected to the Seals Hall of Fame in July 2019. Like last year, you can vote up to three times per device, but unlike last year, I have whittled down the list of nominees from 10 to 8. The nominees come from all eras of the franchise’s history, from the early years in the WHL, all the way to the final two years in Cleveland.

Here are the eight 2019 nominees: Tom Thurlby, Charlie Burns, Bill Hicke, Ivan Boldirev, Gary Simmons, Jim Neilson, coach Fred Glover, and broadcaster Joe Starkey.

I invite you to check out the short bios of each nominee here to help you make your choice(s). The voting will continue until the summer, and the new members of the Hall of Fame will be announced at GoldenSealsHockey’s third anniversary in July. You can cast your votes by clicking on the player’s name right next to his picture, and you can vote up to three times on the same device.

The launching of the 2019 Hall of Fame vote is the big news on this site, but the big news in the Bettman circuit is the addition of Seattle as its 32nd franchise. In honour of this week’s big announcement, I’ve added a series of short articles from 1917 that are about the time when the Seattle Metropolitans took on the Montreal Canadiens in San Francisco in a three-game exhibition series that introduced hockey to the Bay Area.

That’s about it for this week. Until next time, stay gold!

“Success” Redefined!

Hi everyone! This week’s Seals article comes from the dreadful 1972-73 season when the team enjoyed a surprising amount of success against teams like Boston, Chicago, and the New York Rangers. Yet, for some reason they just couldn’t be the 30-point New York Islanders. Go figure. Of course, when speaking about the Seals, the term “success” is rather relative. You see, the Seals picked up ties against the three aforementioned teams, and for the season they went a combined 1-10-4, but when you lose half your team to another league, and win all of four games by Christmas, you twist around whatever word you can to try and make it sound positive. You can find the article here.

This week, in the Overexposed wing of the Hockey Hall of Shame, we present to you a delightful piece of cardboard featuring former NHL star John Tonelli, who definitely had a different definition (the right one) of the word “success”! You see, Tonelli won four Stanley Cups with the New York Islanders during their early 1980’s heyday, and he also participated in two other Cup finals, and he was a two-time Second Team All-Star to go along with his 325 career goals and 836 career points. You’re gonna love this Tonelli card, especially if you have anger issues, hate referees, or just enjoy people making funny faces that probably weren’t meant to be funny.

And that brings me (in the worst segue ever) to my weekly shill-fest… I must remind you that Christmas is now less than a month away, and if you haven’t finished your Christmas shopping yet, and are still looking for a great gift for great aunt Gladys, you can still pick up my book, The California Golden Seals: a Tale of White Skates, Red Ink, and One of the NHL’s Most Outlandish Teams, over at Amazon for the low, low price of… honestly I have no idea; Amazon keeps changing it like every 15 minutes, but it’s under $30 bucks U.S. most days, so head on over there now to pick up one for that special elderly aunt of yours, and pick up another for uncle Bernie too while you’re at it.

Until next time, stay gold!

I’m Well On My Way to Finding True Happiness… the Chris Kontos Way!

Hi everyone! The world has become a very dark and dreary place, indeed. I really need to find a way to look on the bright side of things, and accept life as it comes. I’ve recently been thinking of brushing up on Buddhism again. I found the religion interesting a few years ago when I visited the local temple and bought a couple of books that made me look at the world differently. I’m not a religious person, but I could see myself going Buddhist one day if sports, and TV, and the Internet ever disappeared from existence. If I could ever truly focus my energy, I could maybe even end up like Chris Kontos, the most blissful-looking hockey player in history. Just check out this classic Upper Deck card to see what I mean. If I can ever find that level of calm-blue-oceanness, I’m so going to achieve enlightenment like a boss!

There is also another new article from April 1972 that is all about the turmoil that took place in the Seals’ front office as the World Hockey Association threat was on the verge of becoming all-too-real. You can check it out here.

In case you haven’t done so already, please sign up for my weekly update by typing in your e-mail address in the box to the right. I promise no more than one e-mail update per week. You can’t ask for a better deal than that!

And since I haven’t shilled my book in a while, I would also like to remind everyone that Christmas is only a month a way, and what better way to say Merry Christmas than with the gift of The California Golden Seals: a Tale of White Skates, Red Ink, and One of the NHL’s Most Outlandish Teams. If you glance up you’ll notice a box with a picture of my book’s cover. If you scroll down, you can click on “Preview” to read a free sample chapter.

Until next time, stay gold!

It’s Mid-November and I’m Already Sick of Winter!

Hi everyone! Can you believe it? It’s November 16th, and we’ve been walloped with 15cm of snow! I haven’t even had a chance to get my snow tires put on. Worst, this warm-up to winter is not even really a warm-up at all; we actually had snow before Halloween this year!

Traffic was lousy all day, it’s bitterly cold, my boots are wet, and I’m just glad it’s the weekend, and I don’t have to face nature for a few days. Looking to get my mind off the awful crap going on outside my house, I did a bit of searching for some new Seals articles people might be interested in, and I’ve been able to locate some great new stuff so come back to find out what I’ve got.

Two great new additions to the site this week! For those of you looking for more accurate Seals stats, check out the updated year-by-year scoring and goaltending records. The goaltending stats, which have always been the bane of old time stats hounds because there was absolutely no way to accurately determine how many minutes a goaltender played in each game, and how many shots they faced. Now, however, these stats, for all NHL goaltenders, can now be considered complete and accurate thanks to the NHL publishing all of its game summaries on NHL.com. You can also find all of these updated stats on Hockey-reference.com if you’re looking for numbers pertaining to your other favourite goaltenders of the 1960s and 70s. Goaltending stats will literally never be the same as just about every goaltender that has played the game in the pre-expansion and immediate post-expansion eras will have slightly, if not completely different stat lines now that we have easy access to shots-on-goal and minutes-played records. Be warned, however, that I have not yet updated the Seals goaltender register, so the stats do not match up, but that will change in due time when I get the chance to update it.

In the articles section, I’ve added a brand new piece from Hugh McDonald of the San Mateo Times about a March 1972 game against the Chicago Black Hawks. The game featured some great action, including a scuffle between former teammates Paul Shmyr, Gerry Pinder, and Keith Magnuson.

Until next time, stay gold!

Who Had the Worst Week: the President or the Senators?

Welcome back! Ah, how I love the early NHL season! It’s always fun wondering when the story of the season is going to pop up on television screens and Internet sites. And then, all of a sudden it appears! In my own back yard, no less! I have to ask: Is anyone really surprised the Ottawa Senators crapped the bed once again? Can’t this team do anything right these days? Like more than a few corner men have said to their fighter: “I think you’re done. Just stay down; this ain’t your night.”

Sweet Lord, how bad has 2018 been for the Sens? First, Eugene Melnyk ruins the Heritage Classic by talking about moving the team. Then Erik Karlsson talks about signing a free-agent contract with someone else. Then Mike Hoffman’s girlfriend is accused of harassing Karlsson’s wife, causing both players to find themselves elsewhere before the start of the new season. Then, the Senators one-up themselves by going all Taxicab Confessions in an Arizona Uber! I may just have to induct the Senators’ 2018 into the Hockey Hall of Shame, because this may very well be the absolute worst calendar year ever strung together by a professional sports team ever. And remember that I have written an entire book about the California Golden Seals and I’m currently writing a book that heavily features the Washington Capitals’ 8-win 1974-75 season; I know a miserable season when I see one! Yeah, Ottawa has some problems, to say the least. They may have to hire Trump’s publicist one of these days, because no matter how idiotic his behaviour and comments, that guy is like a modern-day Chuck Wepner wrapped in Teflon. No matter how much you throw at him, nothing hurts him, and he just keeps coming back for more.

Current-day news aside, we’ve added a brand new feature article on San Francisco-California-Oakland Seals checker Gerry “The Hook” Odrowski. He never got much attention as a member of the Seals, but he was indeed a very valuable player, scoring the majority of his goals with the team while it was shorthanded, an incredible feat to say the least. Hope you enjoy this article from “the Maven” Stan Fischler!

I’m also sad to hear that Joel Quenneville has lost his job as coach of the Chicago Blackhawks. He did a great job with that team over the years, and in the process he quietly crept up the all-time wins list. I’m sure he’ll find himself a new job real soon, but in the meantime, here’s one of his all-time worst cards, a true atrocity from his days as a Hartford Whaler.

Until next time, stay gold!

Early-Season Blues Got Ya Down? Don’t Worry; We’ve Got Ya!

Hi everyone! As you may have guessed by some of my previous posts, Hall of Shame entries, and otherwise snide remarks about all things blue-and-white, I don’t have a lot of room in my heart for Canada’s second greatest hockey franchise. Of course, I’m talking about the Edmonton Oilers and their sorta-recent history of winning Stanley Cups. (What other franchise did you think I was talking about? Who else could be Canada’s second-best franchise). I’m not really much of an Oilers fan although if they are in the playoffs I’ll cheer them on. I will especially cheer them on if they are taking on another Canadian franchise known for wearing blue and white: the Toronto Maple Leafs. Now I admit I chuckled a little bit when I found out Auston Matthews is going to be out until for the next four weeks or more, and that the Stanley Cup parade is on hold for the time being. And that got me thinking… can you put a parade route on retainer like one of Trump’s many, many lawyers? If so, no wonder the city of Toronto loves the Leafs because fifty-one years of street rental, wow, is that some nice coin or what! But I’m not a hard-hearted man, folks, and my beloved Habs had their own injury issues last year, and many other years previous. Leaf fans, I understand your pain. To prove I’m not trying to bask in your misery, I’m posting a rare article about a huge Leafs win against… the San Francisco Seals? You see, way back in September 1963, the Seals were the defending Lester Patrick Cup champions, and they took on the Leafs, who were the reigning Stanley Cup champs. That’s right: it’s NHL vs WHL in the ultimate grudge match! Or maybe it was just a pre-season exhibition game. I’ll let you decide.

And because it has been a while since we’ve posted any new articles, check out this other rare one from November 1961. The Seals were just starting their inaugural WHL season, and things were not going so well. They famously began the season on, get this, a 14-game road trip. Making matters worse was the Seals’ 1-8 record to start the season. And making matters even worse than that was the 11-1 shellacking they suffered against the Seattle Totems just three days before Halloween. The loss, and the immediate criticism the Seals received in the media, may have been the spark they needed to turn their season around. The team won three of the last four games of the trip, and eight of eleven overall as they made a slow, steady climb into a playoff spot.

Finally, we’re also bringing you a brand new induction to the Overexposed wing of the Hockey Hall of Shame. This week, we are featuring former NHL player Jason Marshall in one of the worst hockey card photo you have ever seen.

Well, that’s it for this week. Keep coming back for more new stuff about the Seals, including stats updates, and the announcement of this year’s nominees for the 2019 Seals Hall of Fame! Until next time, stay gold!

It’s a Stats Bonanza For the Second Week in a Row!

Hi everyone! It’s been a difficult process double-checking all of my goaltender stats, but I’m starting to see some major progress. In fact, I had the opportunity to update two more stats packages this week! The first one is the one-and-only Definitive Seals/Barons Record Book. I’ve updated the shots on goal records for forwards and defenseman, first of all, but I also updated all single-game and career shots-on-goal records for goaltenders. I uncovered a few other mistakes in the document as well, so those have been corrected too. And if that wasn’t enough, I’ve also updated the All-Time Scoring and Goaltending Records. The stats for forwards and defensemen haven’t changed, but most of the goaltending stats are different, but these can now be considered “official” now that the NHL has released all of its game summaries and started publishing them on their website. Even the glorious Hockey-reference.com has updated their stats, so it’s a bit of a numbers revolution in professional hockey! Thanks go out to Chuck Nan who provided me with a few missing or questionable WHL attendance figures for this week’s stats update.

So that’s about it for this week. My plan is to keep updating the stats packages on the site, so when I get more done, I’ll add them. At the same time, I’ll be enjoying the early-season hockey, which has been great so far if you’re a fan of Canadian hockey teams. Who would have thought Montreal would be 5-2-2 at this point?

Until next time, stay gold!