You’ve picked a great time to check out Golden Seals Hockey, my friend! Not only have we got a brand new Overexposed induction featuring wrestling star Chris Jericho’s dad, Ted Irvine, but we’ve also got a brand new Hockey Hall of Shame induction featuring this site’s main subject, the California Golden Seals

The Seals really did nothing to deserve this induction, and in fact, it isn’t really about them either, but rather about the worst-ever California Golden Seals replica jerseys on the Internet today. I don’t know who created some of these, but they obviously had no access to hockey books, hockey cards, newspaper archive or Internet website, because none of these things are even close to being “replicas”. You have to see these for yourself to believe they exist, but I warn you, the shock may take days, even weeks to wear off, much like the sting Leafs fans have been feeling since their heroes fell off the playoff cliff earlier in the week. I’m not a Leafs fan, so I don’t know the feeling myself, but I do like mocking Leafs fans, so I know how I want Leafs fans to feel, and I imagine it isn’t pleasant. Anyway…

You should also check out this week’s cardboard catastrophe, courtesy of O-Pee-Chee. The card says that its photo is of Ted Irvine, but I have my doubts, and you’ll find out why right here. It also contains one of the worst St. Louis Blues jersey renditions ever.

Anyhow, my little girl has been waking up repeatedly this evening, and I may not have much time left before her next crying spell or diaper leak, so I’ll have to wrap this up quickly.Hope everyone is enjoying this year’s playoffs. They’ve been a little unorthodox, but fun nonetheless. The games have been exciting. There have been some surprises. I can’t complain. It’ll be strange not having a new season start in October, and it will be strange seeing someone walk away with the Stanley Cup in the fall, but I’m just glad hockey is back.

Until next time, stay gold!