“Ah, this is kinda awkward, guys. I mean, I’ve just skated twenty-one minutes tonight, I’m hot and I’m sweaty. I was just about to take a shower, and… Do you really need to take a picture of this scrum? Seriously? I can kinda understand the microphones shoved up my nose, but pictures of me half-naked? You know, I did skate a regular shift tonight, and I had six shots on goal. Couldn’t you have taken a picture of one of those?”

What a great “action” shot this is! Denis Savard with his shirt off in the locker room with a bunch of mics shoved in his face. The look on his face is absolutely precious too. I love the way he’s gently massaging the back of his neck like he’s in the middle of a really embarrassing conversation, and he just doesn’t know what to say.

“Umm, like I said, I swear that hooker was alive when I stuffed her in my trunk… oh, wait, I mean, what hooker?”

Disclaimer: In no way am I implying that Denis Savard has ever consorted with any ladies of the night, nor that he has ever been involved in any sketchy outside-of-hockey activities. This is just my very poor (and one of many) possible (but highly implausible) explanations as to what exactly was exchanged during this media scrum.