Sweet Lord, dude, relax! I’m not gonna take your mask away, and if that’s how you look at your teammates, trust me, they won’t be taking your mask away either, probably because you’ve already shivved half of them in the kidneys for looking at you cockeyed.

You would think that with such a dark, sinister-looking puss the guy would have been lights out in the NHL, but that wasn’t the case. Even though he was drafted 14th overall by Phoenix in the 1998 Entry Draft, Patrick got into just 11 career games, split between the Coyotes and Carolina Hurricanes, and he posted a 2-6-1 mark with a 3.67 goals-against average and .872 save percentage. And that was during the infamous “Dead Puck” era, so no, those numbers were not very good.

Probably should have broken out the sinister look out on the ice…