From the name at the top of this card, I can only assume this is David Oliver, but frankly I have no clue other than that as to the identity of the poor sap who has fallen backwards into the empty net; I can’t see the dude’s face, nor his number, and I can only assume he’s playing for Edmonton, but I could be wrong. If I was Rene Descartes I would have some serious doubts as to the accuracy of the name on the front and back of the card. How can I really be assured this is David Oliver? I guess we’ll never really know.

“David” may also be getting impaled by a Koho hockey stick. Oh, I understand what’s happening now… someone stabbed him with a stick, like HARD, and now he’s falling into the net like a movie stuntman falls into a pile of empty cardboard boxes in a fight scene. Wow, with these kinds of acting skills, he really should have been considered for one of those cameos in Slap Shot 3 (if you don’t remember that piece of garbage, head on over here for a sorry trip down memory lane).