Oh my God, Doug, how can you be so calm?  Just look behind you!

Where the hell is he playing? Chernobyl?  Three Mile Island?  A distant planet?  Wherever he is, it looks like that puke green mist has completely engulfed his teammate, which may or may not be Gary Roberts.  Your guess is as good as mine.  Either way, both survived this nuclear meltdown to have great NHL careers.  In Roberts’ case, he actually came back from a career-threatening neck injury that forced him to miss the entire 1996-97 season to play another twenty years!  Man, after seeing this hockey card, I believe that guy was literally indestructible!  Old Dougie though, he probably wished a few years later that the green mist had taken him out back in ‘89…