That poor dude lying flat on his stomach wearing the St. Louis Blues uniform, immortalized on one of the worst hockey cards of all-time, is in fact one lucky guy. After all, it is basically impossible to pinpoint without the aid of a detective agency exactly who is trying not to have his head shoved up Todd Bertuzzi’s butt. I don’t know the context of this photo, but I’m guessing Butthead was trying to separate Bertuzzi from the puck, and being the, ahem, “forward” thinker that he is, decided to dive into Bertuzzi’s skates, but Bertuzzi got the last laugh by sitting on his helmeted cranium.

The guy in the back wearing the “A” and a number 2 on his sleeve, well, that’s easy; it’s the great Al MacInnis. But Butthead lying on the ice? Not a clue. Like I said, dude got lucky. I guess this is one of those mysteries for the ages.