Gol-lee, gee willikers, and hot damn! Whoop-deeeee-whoop! Did you see that? I mean, like… WOOOO!

Good God, I have no idea what to make of this… I don’t know if Ziggy Palffy has just scored his first goal or if he’s just, you know, “scored” for the first time. Whatever the case, that is one happy dude!

Or….. maybe he’s not happy at all and is making his case for being utterly insane. I mean, he just may be attempting hockey’s first Superman punch, which, if that is in fact the case, I say, God bless you for finding a new and creative way to injure someone while wearing skates. Way to think outside the box, my friend.