Like many of the cards featured on this site, there are a lot of thoughts that are racing through my mind. For one thing, I’m not quite sure if Mike is happy or in excruciating pain. I’m going to go with pain, because, ironically enough, it’s much more fun to write about. What could be causing the gritty Ricci’s pain? It could be the stick that he has just been jammed into his ribs, or it could be that he is in the middle of the biggest poop in human history. Think South Park-level poop.

Seriously, the look on Mike Ricci’s face is exactly like the one my 4-year-old does when he hasn’t been on the potty for a week; I know what “poop face” looks like, damnit!

I know what you’re thinking… “Sweet Lord, Steve, that’s disgusting!” Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I’m not the bad guy here. Just look at that card above. I’m not the one who chose to go with THAT shot.