“Hang on, guys! I have to tie my skate! Wait up! These things are hard to tie up! They’re not at all like shoes! There’s like no space between these laces, and I’ve got these here hot-dog fingers. Guys… I… oh crap, they’re coming back this way! Come on, laces, tighten up! Why is MacInnis letting these guys get back here? Oh, ha, ha, Al, real funny! I see you laughing!”