Photographer: “Hey Glen, buddy, listen… I know you need to be all zen and “one with your stick” before you head out onto the ice, and I’m totally cool with that, but do you think you could just turn your head slightly to the right and look at the camera?

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“Just a couple seconds, that’s all I need, man. Can you do me a solid just this once?”

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“I brought this great looking blanket all the way from home just so I could have you guys pose in front of it. I think we’ve got some award-winning photos here thanks to this blanket. I bought it at IKEA, along with a great Yurgenflurgen for my kid’s bedroom. Could I just see those pearly whites a second?”

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“No? Oh, alright, I’ll just snap away then, and when you’re ready you’ll turn your head, and I’m sure we’ll get some great face shots.”