I imagine one of many questions was going through Joe Nieuwendyk’s mind the moment this photo was taken. Take your pick which one it was as you stare at this card. Try it, it’s fun!

If God is so powerful, could he make a rock so big even HE couldn’t lift it? (thanks, George Carlin!)

What exactly is that taste on my fingers? Did we have KFC last night? Or was it Arby’s?

Did I forget to turn the oven off?

Am I supposed to pick up toilet paper on my way home tonight?

Is it just me or does Joel Otto’s butt really look huge in those pants?

Why did I go with number #25 for my uniform? Everyone knows my lucky number is 38.

How come I can’t get my skin to look as vibrant as Suter’s?

I’m not quite sure, but that fart I let out, may have been a little more than a fart, if you know what I mean.

What is the true meaning of life?