Welcome to the Overexposed wing of the Hockey Hall of Shame, where your eyes will bleed before digital images of some of the worst hockey cards ever printed to cardboard.  Before I start getting hate mail, I just want to make it clear that I am not mocking the players featured on these atrocities; it’s not their fault the card manufacturers and photographers couldn’t be bothered to take a half-second to look their work over before hitting the print button.  It’s the card company’s fault for being completely incompetent, clueless, and nonchalant with their product.  Everyone got that? Good.  Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get to these artistic abortions in all their awkward glory!

 

Jean Ratelle #155 1978-79 O-Pee-Chee (posted November 19, 2017)

Randy Wood #234 1992-93 Pinnacle (posted November 10, 2017)

Jarome Iginla #34 1997-98 Upper Deck Collector’s Choice (posted October 13, 2017)

Phil Esposito #20 1971-72 O-Pee-Chee (posted October 6, 2017)

Satan #3 2010-11 Panini Donruss (posted September 29, 2017)

Emerson Etem #FS-4 Score 2013-14 (posted September 22, 2017)

Bobby Schmautz #35 1973-74 O-Pee-Chee (posted September 15, 2017)

The Very Worst of Manon Rheaume (posted September 8, 2017)

Luke Richardson #235 1992-93 Pinnacle (posted August 18, 2017)

The Oshawa Generals and Their TV Set – 1990 Memorial Cup Champions #330 1990-91 Score (posted August 11, 2017)

Denis Savard #638 1992-93 Upper Deck (posted August 4, 2017)

Gilles Meloche #28 1978-79 O-Pee-Chee (posted July 28, 2017)

Brad Park #40 1971-72 O-Pee-Chee (posted July 21, 2017)

Kerry Toporowski #48 1991-92 Ultimate Draft (posted July 7, 2017)

Dave Balon #229 1971-72 O-Pee-Chee (posted June 29, 2017)

Darcy Rota #301 1980-81 O-Pee-Chee (posted June 23, 2017)

Alec Martinez and a Special Bowl of Froot Loops #DC20 2014-15 Upper Deck (posted June 16, 2017)

Bill Hicke #86 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted June 6, 2017)

Allan Stanley #183 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted June 6, 2017)

Ab McDonald #107 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted June 6, 2017)

Don Luce #W99 1981-82 Topps (posted May 26, 2017)

Bill White #37 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted May 19, 2017)

Rene Corbet #20 1991 Ultimate Draft (posted May 12, 2017)

Mike Dubinsky #42 1994-95 Signature Rookies (posted May 5, 2017)

Dominik Hasek #2 1997-98 Donruss Studio Press Proofs Silver (posted April 28, 2017)

Pat Elynuik #410 1992-93 Topps Stadium Club (posted April 21, 2017)

Ron Asselstine #681 Pro Set 1990-91 (posted March 31, 2017)

Dave Gardner #258 1977-78 O-Pee-Chee (posted March 24, 2017)

Mario Lemieux #84 1996-97 Leaf (posted March 17, 2017)

Tim Tookey #51 1990-91 Pro Cards (posted March 10, 2017)

Kelly Hrudey #102 1991-92 Pro Set (posted March 3, 2017)

Robert Reichel #393 1991-92 Topps Stadium Club (posted February 24, 2017)

The Puck #705 Pro-Set 1990-91 (posted February 17, 2017)

The Cleveland Barons 1976-77 O-Pee-Chee Team Set (posted February 10, 2017)

Frank Mahovlich #31 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted February 3, 2017)

Bobby Sheehan #177 1971-72 O-Pee-Chee (posted January 27, 2017)

Jaromir Jagr: a life in cardboard (We Got a Whole Crapload o’ Jags!) (posted January 20, 2017)

Phil Watson #1 1962-63 Topps (posted January 13, 2017)

Brad Isbister #305 1997-98 Upper Deck Collector’s Choice (posted January 6, 2017)

Link Gaetz (featuring a bad-ass chicken!) #412 1991-92 Pinnacle (posted December 30, 2016)

Tony McKegney #172 1987-88 O-Pee-Chee (posted December 23, 2016)

Terry Sawchuk #34 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted December 9, 2016)

Warren Young #152 1985-86 O-Pee-Chee (posted December 2, 2016)

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The 1995-96 Upper Deck Be a Player Set (posted November 25, 2016)

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The 1994-95 Upper Deck Be a Player Set (posted November 18, 2016)

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Olaf Kolzig #134 1995-96 Pinnacle (posted November 11, 2016)

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Mike Grier #67 1997-98 Upper Deck (posted November 4, 2016)

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Carol Vadnais #81 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted October 28, 2016)

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Mike Bullard #152 1988-89 O-Pee-Chee/Topps (posted October 21, 2016)

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Ted Hampson #85 1968-69 O-Pee-Chee (posted October 14, 2016)

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Glen Hanlon #14 1987-88 O-Pee-Chee minis subset (posted October 7, 2016)

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Doug Gilmour #74 1989-90 O-Pee-Chee (posted September 30, 2016)

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Ted Bulley #217 and Tony Esposito #250 1978-79 OPC (posted September 23, 2016)

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Larry Hillman 1971-72 OPC #168 (posted August 28, 2016)

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Chris Kotsopoulos 1989-90 OPC #279 (posted July 29, 2016)

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Anders Hedberg 1976-77 OPC WHA #125 (posted July 29, 2016)

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Rogie Vachon 1971-72 OPC #156 (posted July 29, 2016)

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